That's a hundred dolla' dip right there, y'all.

 

kawaiite-mage:

supermariofuckanweed:

jeekoftheweek:

ghost-mayn:

kawaiite-mage:

I’m gonna start a new aesthetic, it’s called “badpunk”. It’s an alternate retro sci-fi look except all the technology is terrible and looks bad. Somebody add pictures, I need examples.

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Great work everybody these all look like shit

maamlet:

contac:

I had no idea what this post would become when I unleashed it on Tumblr. I’m so sorry.

fuck you

great-and-small:

Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”

sabertoothwalrus:

birbologist:

my wife, upon learning that pubes can be straight: Thats not bush,,, thats just grass

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Anonymous asked

The word "childfree" is permanently linked in my mind to that one LiveJournal group where some nerd threw a giant shitfit because they lost to a baby at Harry Potter costume contest

imlizy:

beesmygod:

mortalityplays:

lmfao thank you for reminding me of this

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this is one of the formative texts from my online development

happy anniversary

heavybend:

heavybend:

my brother started calling our cat “doobie brother” which he then lengthened to “dubious brother” and has since morphed into “brother dubious” like he’s some sort of fucked up little monk

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brother dubious

petermorwood:

gallusrostromegalus:

ernasd:

oh this is a life saver

So these are both “Aw Fuck I’m outta real food” meals BUT ALSO:  if you’re learning how to cook, these are great “baby steps” meals to learn how to cook basics into something enjoyable without “wasting” anything expensive.  Though I maintain that even cooking screw-ups are valuable in terms of lessons learned.

Also they’re great for when you get absorbed in something and you realize your blood sugar is dropping and you need to make something Quick.

Making basic storecupboard or fridge ingredients less basic and more nutritious.